Thursday, January 15, 2009

Malloryisms

I found a scrap of paper in my desk while I was looking for things.

"When you say pick everything up off the floor, do you mean the bed and stuff? Can you write that down?"

"If you're allergic to food, does your hair turn green or do you get sick?"

"I have a friend who got his tonsils out. Well it was either tonsils or lungs, I think maybe lungs."

3 comments:

Holli said...

hahaha This is so great. Some day, she will hate you for these. But we love you for them! And for other reasons, too. ;)

Anonymous said...

Nice...

Miles Rausch said...

We laugh, but lung-removal surgery has made great strides.