Star Spanglin' Zwiefel-Style

- by Debra Wittrock

Oh, say, can you see, thru the fog in Gilbertville,

Will we have a late start or will they just cancel?

Whose decision is it, yeah- the supernintendo.

We've already worked one day, let's just take a whole week off.

And the teachers all cheer, and the students don't cry,

For Jackie slept all day in her cozy apartment.

O say, we'll just see you mid-June with your textbook,

In the land of the Dunkeroo and the home of the Zwiefel!