Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Detention!


My last few weeks of teaching have been miserable. There's not much there to sugar coat the rest. A few good moments, but still... overall, not a pleasant experience. I've shed a lot of tears... and I haven't cried much since I was in junior high myself. Why would I waste my time and talents to be so completely disrespected? Today I went in to talk to the principal about the behavior of the junior high students. We came up with a more strict plan for punishment. There is one overall warning, and then any screwing around or disrespect and it is a 30 min. detention served after school that day or the next. The second time is an hour and the third will bring on 3 hours of Saturday school. So 2nd block I firmly explained the new rules. By the end of the period, three people have 30 minutes and four have an entire hour. This means I get to stay an extra 45 minutes longer than required in order to baby-sit. I would say that I had somewhat of a backbone before. I'm not a complete push-over, but I have been walked on. Now, I'm working on follow-through. One of the students waited about 30 seconds after I finished saying that there was to be no talking to say, "Ms. Zwiefel, you're a good teacher." I responded with, "30 minute detention." I've also made two fifth graders cry.

I AM a MEAN Teacher!
By: Laura M Staunton/ New Jersey
Barb Erickson/ Michigan

A MEAN teacher insists that each student do the best s/he is capable of doing.

A MEAN teacher insists that students hand in their assignments on time and takes off points for late assignments.

A MEAN teacher does not accept incomplete assignments.

A MEAN teacher requires each student to think carefully and to make her/his own decisions.

A MEAN teacher holds each student responsible for her/his own behavior.

A MEAN teacher makes students keep the classroom, themselves, and their belongings neat and clean.

A MEAN teacher does not allow free time in class until all class-work is done.

A MEAN teacher gives homework regularly, sometimes even on weekends.

A MEAN teacher calls on students who don't raise their hands to answer questions.

A MEAN teacher requires all students to treat each other with respect.

A MEAN teacher makes life miserable for students by insisting that they always tell the truth.

A MEAN teacher produces students who are respectful, responsible, and successful.

THE WORLD NEEDS MORE MEAN* TEACHERS!

*(MEAN = Making Excellence A Necessity)

Thursday, March 27, 2008

Photo Journalism

An update, via visuals.

















After the high school concert. This is the week I pretty much only went home to sleep.

















Roomie Reunion! Helpful when recovering from a long week.

















Family Vacation to Des Moines. Mallory has always wanted to see inside "that gold building."

















Mallory, a mammoth, and me.






















Attempting to take a nice picture, but who snuck in the geode?

















Nicole and the Easter eggs.

















This one is for you Debra.

















Mallory and the Easter eggs.

















U.S. News featured my favorite TV show!

















I have this many "student days" of school left.

















Mallory Zwiefel, play-doh, 2008
This is what I would look like as a mermaid... I know... where are my arms?

70, 71, 72...

Some answers... complements of someone calling his or herself Dutch Cloggie who commented on someone else's blog posting of the picture.

1 Alice in Chains
2 B52’s
3 Beach Boys
4 BeeGees
5 Black Crows
6 Black Flag
7 Blind Melon
8 Blondie
9 Blur
10 Bubblegum
11 Cake
12 Cars
13 Cornershop
14 Counting Crows
15 Cowboy Junkies
16 Crowded House
17 Cyprus Hill
18 Dead Kennedy’s
19 Deep Purple
20 Dinosaur Jr.
21 Doors
22 Eagles
23 Eminem
24 Fifty Cents
25 Garbage
26 Goldie
27 Gorillaz
28 Great White
29 Green Day
30 Guns’n'Roses
31 Hole
32 Iron Maiden
33 Jewel
34 Kiss
35 Korn
36 Led Zeppelin
37 Lemon heads
38 Lovin’ Spoonful
39 Madonna
40 Main Street
41 Manic Street Preachers
42 Matchbox 20
43 Nine Inch Nails
44 Petshop Boys
45 phish
46 Pink
47 Pixies
48 Police
49 Postal Service
50 Prince
51 Queen
52 Radio Head
53 Red Hot Chili Peppers
54 Rolling Stones
55 scissor sisters
56 Seal
57 sex pistols
58 Skinny Puppy
59 Small Faces
60 Smashing Pumkins
61 Spoon
62 Superfurry Animals
63 Talking Heads
64 The Assasins
65 The Cult
66 The Eels
67 The Presidents of the USoA
68 The Shadows
69 The Subways
70 Twisted Sister
71 U2
72 White Snake
73 White Stripes
74 White Zombie